TADA4EVER

takonatural:

“Where do monsters go when they die in Purgatory?”

“They go to Ricardoland”

deathbycoldopen:

takonatural:

crankystalfos:

takonatural:

crankystalfos:

phoenix-greece:

crankystalfos:

takonatural:

OKOKOK

so

stupid idea for s9

one of Naomi’s Dean clones survived

and he has Jensen’s Jibcon beard and his name is Ricardo
because he’s an evil wizard

Me gusta.

guys are seriously sugesting a telenovella evil twin brother subplot?

cause yeah havent laughed this hard today!

Nonononono wait, no okay, wait.

Ricardo the Evil Wizard, driven mad by the existential stress of being an artificial life created for the sole purpose of being brutally killed, copes by experimenting with fabulous facial hair and practicing black magic.

He thinks that destroying his creator as she meant for him to be destroyed is the only way he will ever be able to find peace, but the remnants of the Dean moral code force him to outwardly justify this as seeking vengeance for his similarly Dean-shaped brothers.  With his creator dead, he believes his only option for satifying his need for closure is to find and kill Castiel, by whose hand his Dean-shaped brethren were killed.

He poses as the real Dean, veiling his magnificent beard with his dark magicks, in order to get close to Castiel.  Unfortunately he did not realize that the real Dean does not have a rolling Spanish accent, and Castiel is able to spot the imposter immediately.  He is not worried, however, because through what little knowledge of the Harry Potter universe he was able to glean from Dean’s memory imprints, he created a horcrux so that he may be made immortal.  He is not a sound tactician however and unthinkingly made the horcrux from his glorious beard, which is still attached to his face.  And so it is that, through a tragic twist of fate, the only weapon a newly human Castiel has on hand is an electric shaver.

Ricardo, having leaned on his wizarding practice as an emotional crutch rather than respecting the ways of magicks and becoming one with them, was a poor wizard and fell to the hand of a half-shaven fallen angel.

I’M FREAKING OUT DID YOU READ OUR SKYPE CONVO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE

Roots: CASS: I CAN’T KILL HIM
Roots: NAOMI: WHY
Roots: CASS: THE WIZARDING POWERS
Roots: NAOMI: SHIT *CALLS QUALITY CONTROL*
Tako: OFF-VOICE: HE GETS HIS POWER FROM HIS BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
Tako: and then we have a whole subplot of cass trying to get rid of ricardo’s beard

ALSO THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I EVEN MADE A RICARDO PHOTOMANIP

“VENGANZA!”

Why am I allowed photoshop?

YOU’RE ALLOWED BECAUSE GOD COMMANDED IT! *CAN’T BREATHE*

“Pero, Castiel-“

“God shave the queen, Ricardo.”

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*

Someone tell Ben Edlund.

VENGANZA

hannibalock would be the most perfect crossover.

meme4u:

salmon is for desire

(via criminallyincompetent)

jehanprouvaires:

it’s okay to be feminine (◠‿◠✿)

it’s okay to be masculine (◡‿◡✿)

let people be who they want to be ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

(via mangosherbet)

introtofeminism:

i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know

(via valiantparadox)

boazpriestly:

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kyliesparks27:

lauraahftw:

go-insane-its-magnus-bane:

benedictbooty:

ileolai:

i’m fucking hyperventilatin g

jESUS ChRIST

i’m not even in this fandom but this is fucking greatness

i CHOKD IM NOT KIDDING THERES WATER ON MY KEB AORD AND I’M WASTING TIME WRITING THIS INSTEAD OF WIPING IT

I don’t even watch Hannibal and i’m fucking DYING right now

(via allthecolorsindisguise)

yumbles:

commission of geekdonnatroy’s lovely rendition of snow white! i got to play with her outfit ;0;~~~!

(via itsleahelaine)

kvitrika:

I did all of suggestions! Thank you very much for offering them! u w u

thelilnan:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

(via not-quite-normal)

lightsaroundyourvanity:

demonofdiscord:

lomhome:

 still learning how to post pics… maybe I can post some old stuff here…慢慢PO图吧……

It looks like he’s protecting her from all the fallen angels with that umbrella. Like they’d bounce off because of the sigil. 

most thoughtful angel in the garrison.

(via timelordsatan)

horse-eat-horse:

boogie

wislo:

typette:

wislo:

Once, I had a dream about magic card swindlers. They were pretty classy. But not very nice.

Most kids have an after-school job at a burger chain, or do chores for spare change. But Rupert and his mothers Joanna and Emily run a shady family business from out of their “tour bus” unlike any other- what from the outside looks like a simple roving candle shop, is actually a supply store of the occult. Rupert has to deal with the pressures of their constant on-the-road lifestyle, but also cater to an unusual clientele; warlocks, witches, vampire hunters are a daily thing. Anti-ghost potions and luck bringing amulets are only impulse-buy items. But their best seller is found nowhere else in the world… Sigil Cards, a old family secret, are a type of magical item somewhere between a tarot card and Japanese ofuda, created with a dowsing board passed down through generations of his family. No two are the same, and anything from good luck, money and fame to strife, disease and disaster could befall you. It’s a gamble many of the magically-inclined travel far to take. However, there is one catch- once you use a Sigil Card, it’s effects will never wear off, but are never guaranteed, and what you want may not be what you need… and what you need may not be what you want. If Rupert is to continue his family’s business, he’ll have to learn to become as shrewd a businesswoman as his mothers are, and how to deal with less than satisfied customers.

Laika Studio’s first traditionally animated feature film- Directed by Henry Selick, written by Neil Gaiman, slated for Fall release 2014.

YEP. THIS IS DEFINITELY BETTER THAN MY DREAM.

They stole my car in my dream…

(via cryptovolans)

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

(via deansfreckledass)