Yo, when is season 8 gag reel?
‘Cause I am ready for it.
Like right-now right-now.
Yo, when is season 8 gag reel?
‘Cause I am ready for it.
Like right-now right-now.
tbh re: season 9, i am so excited to see what spn will do without being able to be like “oH CAS …FLEW…AWAY…” anymore???
like is he going to get a vespa I’M SO INTERESTED
(via deathbycoldopen)Source: pastrymisha
Omg I just made “carry on my wayward son” the town theme. My mayoral approval rating will sky rocket. These little fucks are gonna feel protected as fuck from demons.
When Gabriel pranks the impala: Will he turn it into a man or a woman, and who should be cast, but i want
how are there memory foam mattresses in a bunker no one’s been in for 70 years?
I just noticed there’s a hugeass telescope in the bunker, pointed up at the sky.
Is it there to foreshadow, or just to give me a boner?
probably the first generation angels would be like first-gen immigrants, who have a hard time adjusting to human culture and always referring to old-world traditions of total obedience and smiting and their proud culture of fratricide. the second-gen would grow up with only the stories, which they think about with a strange mix of amusement, disbelief and horror, because their parents are peculiar but kinda very frightening sometimes, you know? third-gen would take the stories less seriously, because didn’t grandpa and grandma go crazy towards the end, screaming about fire and destruction and the apocalypse that was supposed to happen years and years ago? a fourth-gen kid would scoff at the stories and say, “nah, i don’t believe in angels.”
#TODAY IN THINGS THAT ARE KILLING ME #SUCCESSIVE GENERATIONS OF NEPHILIM FORGETTING THEIR HERITAGE #the second generation trying to explain away their parents’ wild-eyed fervent faith with a shaky laugh and a ”yeah my parents are religious #nutjobs; don’t mine them—let’s go up to my room.” #the third generation who knows only the shuttered expressions and tense body language of their parents when grandma brings up the charge #of the heavenly armies in the battle for the eastern gate #and some of them a weirdly fascinated—it’s always the later generations that try to figure out their roots #maybe secret societies start to form—grandchildren of nephilim all coming together to enact old rites #(or what they think are old rites) #and discuss the strangeness and divinity they are heirs to; the privilege of their bloodline and the righteousness of them #they probably call it something terribly pretentious like the cabal of lucifer and refer to one another as morningstars #but really this just mirrors the sects that developed even in the first generation—when the fallen warriors sought out #other warriors; guardians to guardians; scribes to scribes; and they all observed and told of different ways and so #the splintered leavings of heaven splinter further #they are human now #what else is there to do? (notbecauseofvictories)
#ohhhhhhh yes #yessss #talk about skeletons in the closet #an entire race born to things in borrowed bodies #children that look at their parents and ask why they look so different than everyone else’s #what’s that around your head mom #that dead space at your back #and the first few generations are the hardest because it’s still strong #their blood isn’t dilluted #so they can see the demons and all the things in the night #a five year old starts screaming in class when her teacher walks in with an empty pit where her face should be #smoke roiling under her skin #they’re not allowed to have sleepovers because their eyes glint in the darkness #and they wake from strange dreams of fire and falling #and their parents sing them back to sleep in a language they’ve never learned #they look at the night sky and if they stare long enough it feels like they might tumble into it #there’s fire and stars in them; those first ones #but they’ve never known anything but human flesh #and they live their entire lives feeling like they’re on the wrong side of the veil; because they are #because they were never supposed to be (tags via Sherlurker)
maybe that’s why nephilim are considered abominations to be exterminated- because they can see demons and angels and monsters, and are the original/natural hunters
(via siterlas)Source: anneretic
angels can travel through time, what if sassy waitress nephilim was the result of Anna and Dean’s one night stand ok bye
The Supernatural Fandom summed up by Crowley.
No, you don’t understand.
CROWLEY IS TUMBLR.
Think about it:
“Where’s your angel?”
“I assume you don’t kiss on the mouth? - Your loss.”
YES CROWLEY IS TUMBLR.
maybe tumblr is just hell.
Crowley rules it.
that’s why everyone’s so sassy all the time.
Thou have to sass.
And he’s almighty because with every reblog and every like and every asdfghjkl he gains power. And we are his souls.
And the real world wants to close the gates of Tumblr forever.
perfect post really is perfect
We can not allow them to close the gates of tumblr. This is our home. We must fight.
Fighting against the real world to protect the Gates of Hell?
ALL HAIL CROWLEY
who has the tumblr tablet
Guys, i think i have the tumblr tablet! Does anyone know where the prophet is??
(via flying-shark-activate)Source: finaljudgement
All I am saying is that if Gabriel had been confirmed to be alive, I 1000% refuse to believe that Meg is dead.
She’s probably just in Bali right now because fuck the Winchesters, all they ever do is get her into trouble and she would much rather wait for the next apocalypse while working on her tan.
#while i completely agree with this #it also raises the point that #if gabriel is alive #it completely undermines EVERY death that’s happened on the show #wings? #not a sign that someone’s dead #dead body? #not even a hint #being stabbed by a weapon capable of killing them? #nope #leaving a message that will only be seen after death? #no #if gabriel comes back every other dead character will be fair game #and while i appreciate that #(BELA AND VICTOR YOU WERE GONE TOO SOON) #it completely undermines all the stakes the show has raised #if sacrificing yourself to stand up to the devil and try to stop the apocalypse isn’t a sign of death #then how can anything else be? #obviously this will only apply to cishet white guys #(i doubt bela or victor will return #or even linda #whose death remains unconfirmed) #but it ruins the show #the whole point of the show is sam dean and other people doing dangerous things #the danger of which is demonstrated by other characters’ deaths #sam and dean’s deaths no longer mean anything because they’ve been brought back so many times #but this would mean no one’s death would mean anything and there would be no dramatic stakes #sorry i just meta’d all over this post #but seriously this is a TERRIBLE idea from a narrative perspective #supernatural
this is very true and one reason I’m actually a little annoyed that Gabriel is apparently not dead. What happened to ‘ash wings on the ground or it didn’t happen’? WE SAW HIS ASH WINGS.
I know Gabriel is a huge fan favourite and that undoubtedly has something to do with his return, but if the show is going to start completely retconning deaths there are a lot of other characters who I feel didn’t have their arcs properly played out who could really benefit from a return–like Meg, or Anna, or Bela, or Naomi (gee, what’s the pattern here?)
Gabriel had not only a final death, but an elegant one. He died a hero. He died choosing to fight for humanity, and he died in a dramatic face-off against Lucifer. Why does he get to come back, when a character like Anna, who was killed brutally, pointlessly, and with a dozen questions still hanging in the air, get knocked off and never seen from again?
The one out that gabriel has is that he’s a trickster. So who is to say that it was even him who got stabbed- he had thrown a distraction-projection up at Luci, maybe he made two, and faked his death. Knowing for sure that his brother would go all the way- maybe that’s what gabe needed to know & what drove him off the grid.
And the nice thing is, he’s the only trickster, so it doesn’t undermine every other death in the show. He’s really the only angel/demon this could work on, imo.
(via timelordsatan)Source: lightsaroundyourvanity
Hahaha, I feel like, everyone forgot that Castiel can cook? Really well?
He made them sandwiches from scratch once, and I’m not talking slapping some filling between slices, I’m talking he went and slaughtered a fresh pig for them and ground some wheat and baked the bread because every processed food in America had toxic chemicals a la Dick Roman
Cas can cook, ok.
He and Dean would RUN THAT KITCHEN
Dude, he’s been watching humans cook for thousands of years, he probably knows about cooking techniques that don’t even exist anymore.
Let’s carry that progression to everything else he’s seen humans do.Source: footstepsoftheelephant